Palm Beach Sugar Daddy Ken
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Meet the new Ken.
I just got done writing a Stripper Barbie post when I got the news from two alert readers Beth and Kristi that there was a new Ken doll as well. He’s part of a new line of Palm Beach dolls by Mattel’s Barbie, who announced recently in mainstream media that the doll’s name refers to Ken’s pet West Highland Terrier, Sugar, which is included with the doll.
Isn’t Kenny faggalicious in his key lime digs? How cute is Sugar the pooch with his pink leash? And Ken’s new HAIR! So sexy. Ditto that smoldering come-hither ‘can’t quit you’ expression.
I for one am glad to learn that Ken has come out. He spent like the last 50 years being Barbie’s bitch and like schlepping around her suitcases that don’t even open, cleaning up her shoes out of the townhouse elevator, and refilling the pool.
Looks like he’s said “Peace Out” to that noise and moved on to a Palm Beach lifestyle worthy of Don Johnson, oiled Abercrombie models and pink cosmos by his own pool. Hand-delivered by his man friend, Juan.
Good for you, Ken. Better gay than grumpy, I always say.
Now all we need is a Fag Hag Barbie- and I totally want one.
Someone at Mattel has entirely too much time on their hands. Either that or a wicked sense of humor.
OMG!!! So funny!!! Sheesh, Ken was always an after thought anyway! LOL
Have we not been introduced to the BARBIE FAB GIRL Doll? That my dear is one step away from FIERCE Barbie and thus the long awaited Fag Hag Barbie!
He’s a Barbie girl, in his Barbie world….
That is the most awful outfit I’ve ever seen for Ken!
And he has newscaster hair!
I knew you would LOVE LOVE LOVE him. My fave part? That he appears to be sans socks. Killing me.
K
Um . . . I think Ken waited on me at the Worth Avenue Sax . . .
That’s just too freakin’ hysterical. Now if only G.I. Joe would come out of the closet. I see a future for these two.
Ugh. I hate the lime green coat.
I am SO glad he finally came out of the closet!
Ken has spent his life surrounded by women! No wonder he’s gay!
My barbie dream house was like a sorority… Malibu barbie, hairdresser barbie, doctor barbie, pageant barbie (i had like 15), skipper and last but not least, Belle from Beauty and the Beast was also bunking in the dream house.
Ken was the only ‘male’ in the house!
Saw a “high-larious” comment of yours on Happy Hours and Happy Meals and knew I had to read your blog.
You crack me up! I love your writing! How do I follow?
OMG…..
OK…someone @ Mattel is slipping where is his ascot????
The dog looks more butch than he does… *L*
And I thought I was gay!…. Oh my god.. how 1950s closeted Hollywood producer sugar Daddy is that! So perfect! The pink leash on ever-so-butch SUGAR is over the top. And what can I say about the hair and the jacket? If Liberace and Paul Lynde had a love child, they would point at this dude and say HEY! WHO’S THE QUEEN!
LOVE THIS ONE!
Brahm, will you marry me?
If not, it’s cool, because I will just kill myself and come back as your dog Alfred. Will you at least buy me a pink leash? Then we can play Hollywood Squares.
Okay I cannot marry you, as already spoken for, but a big YES on the Hollywood Squares! I’ll start with Gilbert Gottfried in the upper left square please.
Ok, Brahm, well we can just cheat on our husbands with each other then. And I’ll take Lily Tomlin in the right center square.
Excellent… virtual cheating it is!
I’ll take Nichelle Nichols in the lower right to win.