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Blog Changes
As we head into a holiday weekend, I figure now is a good time to let you know what's going on with my blog. Not that I ever really know, I just sort of cruise along for the ride and see what happens.
The redesign I've mentioned a few times will be up on Tuesday. I'm going to work on it over the...
ChaperOWNed
This pic, from the hilarious funnylicenseplates blog, sums up my life at this point (minus the ugly plastic flowers... and I'm in Maryland instead of Iowa)
There are many phases in motherhood. There's the infant/zombie phase, where you are just trying to get by on 3 nonconsecutive hours of sleep...
Pervy Googlers
Every once in awhile I like to check out the keywords used to get people here to Pajamas and Coffee. Anddd, then I have to go wash my eyeballs.
After sifting through the hundreds of spelling error combinations of 'coffee' and 'pajamas' I always find a few gems. I have written two posts- "Google...
Get A Real Job
I need a real fucking job.
I'm so not kidding.
Two years of writing this blog has been and IS totally fantastic. I wish beyond words that it made enough money for me to be able to afford raising four kids. It doesn't. I don't know if it ever will.
But perhaps as soon as next fall, I have...
Who I Did On My Summer Vacation Remember those old school assignments "What I Did On My Summer Vacation?"
Well here's a little story for you about who I did- or who I WISH I did, anyway...
Had a great family vacation last week in Cape May NJ, blah blah blah the photos are on Facebook if you want to see them yadda yadda yadda.
But...
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Blog Changes
I’m focusing on humor because I believe the world has enough gloom and doom in it, and that the internet needs more places where you can come simply to chill, and smile.
ChaperOWNed
“ACTIVITIES” are, in the modern days of parenting, what we sign up our kids for because for some reason we are dissatisfied with our own upbringing, which included playing outside after school.
Pervy Googlers
Every once in awhile I like to check out the keywords used to get people here to Pajamas and Coffee. Anddd, then I have to go wash my eyeballs.
Get A Real Job
Needless to say I prefer to work in a high-pay, low-effort environment where there are cookies,
Free Weekend Away? Enter to Win!
Because, really? Would I do a post in which all the opinions weren’t mine and were like the opinion of some douchebag? No.
Who I Did On My Summer Vacation
And that? Was how I spent my summer vacation. Taking pictures of lifeguard balls.
Welcome Home, Sarah!
We love you, Sarah. Welcome Home!
Naked Witch Lesbian Picnic Part Two
My ass was COVERED in mosquito bites and I was worried about poison ivy on my hoo-ha, but luckily I escaped it (awkward explanation to a doctor much?!).
Naked Witch Lesbian Picnic
I decide if we see anyone, I will give people my best ‘witch lesbian on a picnic’ grin.
Stirring the Pot
“Yeah, I’ll take a McCannibis with a side of Hash Brownies, dude, and can you supersize that?”
Happy 2nd Birthday Pajamas and Coffee!
Today is my “blogoversary” which is a dorky word bloggers have for some reason invented because they think the word ‘birthday’ is broken.
Party in Hell
Jesus only gives out the Pill and the high grade condoms.
Grocery Store Apples and an Email From Steve Jobs
I’m not abandoning you as the guy who knows everything Apple. But, I’m not going to lie to you. The longer you take, the better those bananas are looking, man.
Favorite Moments at BlogHer
…so my life is pretty much complete because I’ve essentially had a momentary but meaningful lesbian love affair with one of the funniest bloggers of all time.
BlogHer Lessons Learned
Especially when she gave us humor writers the advice that ‘you guys need to use words like cunty and fucky more, and make up your own words and shit.’
The Legend of the Orange Stripper Heel
There were many festivals and balls where the bloggers could raise chalices of grog and toast one another’s brilliance.
Party On, Wayne
There was a rumor all the actual gays had left the party because ‘the breeders showed up and ruined it,’
BlogHer OMG
I paid a homeless man to check out my tits.
How Blogging Can Make You a Better Writer
“Loafing is the most productive part of a writer’s life.”
Bring it, BlogHer!
…and it will be over Sunday and the glass slipper stripper heels will be gone and I’ll be back in the pumpkinland, so indulge me.
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