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Hugs at BlogHer
First of all I would like to thank Stefanie from Ooph, Jen from HipasIWannaBe and Nic from MyBottlesUp for guest posting over the last week, which has (trust me, I am not exaggerating) been the longest of my life. I especially want to thank each and every one of you who have taken the time to send...
Untitled by Nic *untitled because i just don't know*
what to write... what to write... what to write... i've written this 4 times over and still have nothing... what to write...
um... hi. i'm nic, from over at My Bottle's Up...
shit, that's lame. scratch that. delete. start over.
writing a guest...
Friendship On The Interwebz
This is a different kind of blog for me to write. When Mary and I talked about my guest posting while she sorted out her family needs, I thought that perhaps I would write something in the “Pajamas and Coffee” vein. Something humorous. Something witty. Something sassy like little Ms....
Another Goddamned Post About BlogHer '10 NYC
Look. If you're not going to BlogHer '10 NYC or are sick to death of reading BlogHer '10 NYC posts, skip this. Because otherwise, if you do read it, you will be rolling your eyes and be all "That narcissistic fame whore already WROTE a fucking post about BlogHer and she SAID she wasn't going to...
Toy Story 3 Has a Friend in Me
First of all: it's not a sponsored post- dude I WISH Disney was paying me to watch movies and write about them.
The other night I (finally) went to see Toy Story 3 with my family- well, at least my husband, three younger kids, and teen who was out in the mall because she was too cool to see it...
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Hugs at BlogHer
She is becoming more strong every day.
Untitled by Nic
bloggers are human too.
Friendship On The Interwebz
Thank you for being there for her. Thank you for inspiring this post. Thank you for your friendship.
My Story
I’m a fucking pirate.
From Stefanie
As for Mary, she is dealing with something we hope we never EVER have to face as a mother. The kind of thing that happens to other people, but not us.
Another Goddamned Post About BlogHer ’10 NYC
“That narcissistic fame whore already WROTE a fucking post about BlogHer and she SAID she wasn’t going to bore us to death talking about it!”
Toy Story 3 Has a Friend in Me
When Andy’s mom walks into his room and you can see his cloud wallpaper again and then he gives Buzz and Woody to the little girl and plays with them one more time? I BAWLED.
Sunday Bloody Mary
It’s been a big week around here.
On Account of The Eye
I danced with the Commodore, had a bunch of Grey Goose Dirty Martinis and rocked out to the sounds of the Rod Stewart impersonator. Only in Jersey, baby.
Quitting Hump Day
The ultimate shamelessly self-promoting fame whore turning down MONEY?! WTF?!?
Why I’m Getting Naked
All money benefits the National Eating Disorder Association, so I will have to wait for the call from Playboy to make cash myself on my 40Ds. Heh.
Sunday Bloody Mary
Welcome back to another “Sunday Bloody Mary”, where I post a few links from pieces with which I’ve littered the internetz in the last few weeks.
Smoking Hot Hoo-Ha
Flaming vaginas are an embarrassing personal health condition to explain to your medical professional.
Best of Hump Day
Old Mary MacDonald had a hump day farm, that’s for sure.
Wrapping Up The View
“Take some time to ENJOY THE VIEW!”
Kate Gosselin on The View: Do We Care?
Although I am generally sort of annoyed by her just-below-the-surface-passive-aggressiveness, I did admire her acknowledgement that she was awful on Dancing With the Stars.
Where’s Missouri Again?
Geographic Challenge Disorder is a serious, illness, people, so STOP LAUGHING. I should totally get the good parking space at Target for this.
BlogHer
And this year? I am a total BlogWhore.
Hump Day: BONK (The Book)
Dude, if your husband dies while having sex with a vacuum cleaner?? Awkward family funeral much?
So You Want to Have a Teen Party?
It is generally accepted that evil straight boys are not allowed to stay past midnightish, when we as parents feel it is time for them to get their horny, potentially sperm-spewing asses home.
- Fuck a Duck (128)
Full disclosure: This is my first sex toy review. I believe I had worse...
- Why I'm Getting Naked (116)
When I was asked to pose nude for a calendar, my immediate thought...
- Today Show Appearance Recap (107)
Like any proud, shamelessly self-promoting fame whore, I am writing this...
- Cougar Crushes (105)
Today I'm here to talk about Cougar Crushes. As always, the ever-fun...
- Skinny Dip-shit (95)
I blame The Bloggess for what I am about to tell you. Yesterday,...








