She is becoming more strong every day.

bloggers are human too.

Thank you for being there for her. Thank you for inspiring this post. Thank you for your friendship.

I’m a fucking pirate.

As for Mary, she is dealing with something we hope we never EVER have to face as a mother. The kind of thing that happens to other people, but not us.

“That narcissistic fame whore already WROTE a fucking post about BlogHer and she SAID she wasn’t going to bore us to death talking about it!”

When Andy’s mom walks into his room and you can see his cloud wallpaper again and then he gives Buzz and Woody to the little girl and plays with them one more time? I BAWLED.

It’s been a big week around here.

I danced with the Commodore, had a bunch of Grey Goose Dirty Martinis and rocked out to the sounds of the Rod Stewart impersonator. Only in Jersey, baby.

The ultimate shamelessly self-promoting fame whore turning down MONEY?! WTF?!?

All money benefits the National Eating Disorder Association, so I will have to wait for the call from Playboy to make cash myself on my 40Ds. Heh.

Welcome back to another “Sunday Bloody Mary”, where I post a few links from pieces with which I’ve littered the internetz in the last few weeks.

Flaming vaginas are an embarrassing personal health condition to explain to your medical professional.

Old Mary MacDonald had a hump day farm, that’s for sure.

“Take some time to ENJOY THE VIEW!”

Although I am generally sort of annoyed by her just-below-the-surface-passive-aggressiveness, I did admire her acknowledgement that she was awful on Dancing With the Stars.

Geographic Challenge Disorder is a serious, illness, people, so STOP LAUGHING. I should totally get the good parking space at Target for this.

And this year? I am a total BlogWhore.

Dude, if your husband dies while having sex with a vacuum cleaner?? Awkward family funeral much?

It is generally accepted that evil straight boys are not allowed to stay past midnightish, when we as parents feel it is time for them to get their horny, potentially sperm-spewing asses home.